Chicago Fire 3×21, “We Called Her Jellybean”

Guys, I cannot rewatch the crossover. I’ve tried. I’ve fired up the DVR, I’ve pulled up the episodes on my computer, but I just can’t do it. It’s too painful. Where the previous two crossovers went for action, last week’s went for emotion- and I’m not talking overwhelming happiness, skittles and unicorns. I’m talking gut-wrenching […]

10 Things We Will Miss About Peter Mills On Chicago Fire

Or really, what should be the recap for episode 3×20, “You Know Where To Find Me.” These past two weeks have been a perfect storm of sorts- a perfect, maddening, grasping-at-straws, throwing around ridiculous theories till we crack ourselves up-type storm. The home stretch of the season is not only a TERRIBLE time for a […]

Chicago Fire 3×19, “I Am the Apocalypse”

Enjoy your weekly reminder that Gabby and Jay once dated. I KNOW. “Gina, they were just a fling! They’re not relevant anymore!” Umm, I beg to differ. They’re super relevant when promo pics like this are coming down the pipeline: WILL. NO. You are NOT allowed to be Eskimo QUADRUPLETS with YOUR BROTHER, Casey, and […]

Chicago Fire 3×18, “Forgiving, Relentless, Unconditional”

Until Dawsey are reunited (and maybe even after), I’m going to start each recap going forward with a 50 First Dates-type refresher. YOU GUYS. DAWSON AND HALSTEAD DATED. Accept it. It happened. So many people have forgotten this ship that this was the only video I could find on YouTube. Apparently,  myself and the person […]

Chicago Fire 3×13, “Three Bells”

It’s the most… wonderful tiiiiiiime… of the year… Okay, that might be a little much, but if you were around for last year’s crossover (charmingly hashtagged #OneChicago), you know that these are two episodes of television that are not to be missed. Where last year’s crossover was about the shock value, this year’s is personal […]

Chicago Fire 3×07, “Nobody Touches Anything”

Yes, I am one entire episode behind on my Chicago Fire recaps, but I’m going to say what we’re all thinking: Crossover Week was far more epic than any of us could have imagined. So much more epic that none of us can even recall what happened in the preceding episode. Alas, I am going […]

Chicago Fire 3×05- Ruzey, Eskimo brothers & #AngryCasey

Oh man, I can’t wait to see Gabby get stuck on that wa- oh, I blinked, and now the scene is over. She’s not on the wall anymore. Another week, another misleading preview where what looks like it will take half the episode takes fifteen seconds. Unlike last week, however, this week’s Chicago Fire was […]

Chicago Fire 3×04, “Apologies are Dangerous”

This week’s Chicago Fire was so scatterbrained that I am experiencing sympathy scatterbrainedness trying to describe it. There was good action, but there was also not so good action that still has me a bit puzzled. As you can tell, I’m so puzzled that I’m not even really sure how to open this recap. The […]

Chicago Fire 3×03- The crash, and other stuff.

What I love about Chicago Fire is the “family” element of the show: how no matter what happens, they have always got each others’ backs. With that said, however, I’m not sure that I’d like to live in the world where Chicago Fire takes place- or at least work at Firehouse 51. Why? Because SO […]